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By longlostkid556 - 05/06/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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Same thing different taste

By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

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Sitcom moment

By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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Mambo number 6

By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

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CasualZombie 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 12:06

is your dad Peter Griffin? and are you by any chance named Meg?

mwahaha1 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 12:06

your dad is my new hero

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jburd45 1

Monday 6 June 2011 8:42

dude, your dad is awesome!

DATflyMEXICANO 0

Monday 6 June 2011 9:23

That's actually some funny shit. Shit I wish ma dad was like that

LoveCali 0

Monday 6 June 2011 12:04

Your...Dad...Is...AWESOME.!.!.!.!.! LMFAO.!This Totally Made Me Laugh..It Definitely Reminds Me Of Peter Griffin:)

hoonyer 17

Monday 6 June 2011 19:57

haha im tryin so hard not to lol right now cuz im at work . . . i failed XD

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 6 June 2011 20:14

Tell her that your dad is mentally retarded.

YOUNGMONEY4E 0

Monday 6 June 2011 21:01

ydi for having a girl over ur house...what was rong with the library??

Sxyrobot 0

Monday 6 June 2011 21:47

haha classic haha your dad sounds funny!

cola1462 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:39

that sounds like something my dad would do haha

abbi96 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:33

hahahahahaha that's great!

commander347 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:09

To be honest that really funny... But I also do feel your pain

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Same thing different taste

Sitcom moment

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