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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By everyonehatesme - 02/05/2010 08:37 - Malaysia

Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML

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Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

maybe you shouldn't have imed her so much?

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Comments

nimihyel 4

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:22

so you were using AIM or iChat?

lilhedz 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:03

aim? what are you 3?

ejjamael 5

Monday 12 September 2011 23:22

hahaha now that is funny!

bianchieiei 13

Wednesday 6 June 2012 16:01

Create another acc,add her!

_bbybustitopen 9

Sunday 24 February 2013 0:34

lmfao, how shady.

Kyna_Bitch 16

Thursday 13 February 2014 11:36

Hahahahahaha REJECTED!

nonononononono_fml 16

Wednesday 19 March 2014 23:06

TODAY you messaged her. That doesn't mean she has to be online ALL the time.

toongler 23

Wednesday 31 December 2014 4:07

I have a feeling there's more to this story.....

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 28 June 2016 23:48

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