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By Timmeeh - 10/10/2012 16:45 - United Kingdom - Caldicot

Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML

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Timmeeh 17

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:16

OP here. She is (was?) cute. Suddenly got a whole lot less so when I realised there was naught but cotton wool where her brainmeat should be.

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whatadaydanny 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:45

I'm pretty sure there's a wisdom joke somewhere in there...

lukep135 6

Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:46

That's nothing to joke about. I've had my canines removed so I don't have any vampire kids

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AngryAmerican 18

Friday 14 November 2014 23:31

just learned about this in anthropology. This was lemarck's theory on evolution basicly, if you and several generations of kids do curl ups everyday all dayy, soon you'll have a 3 old who can bench 800lb

cheyluvsturtles 30

Monday 23 May 2016 5:20

She sounds like a brilliant girl. Maybe she is a descendant of Einstein?

PsychoBoulevard 24

Thursday 13 October 2016 8:09

It seems as though we have found a believer in Lamarck's theory.

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