By Timmeeh - 10/10/2012 16:45 - United Kingdom - Caldicot

Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML
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Timmeeh 17

OP here. She is (was?) cute. Suddenly got a whole lot less so when I realised there was naught but cotton wool where her brainmeat should be.

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whatadaydanny 12

I'm pretty sure there's a wisdom joke somewhere in there...

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lukep135 6

That's nothing to joke about. I've had my canines removed so I don't have any vampire kids

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mmmhmm11268 4

It appears you have become the BF of an idiot 

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perdix 29

Dumb girls can be lots of fun -- just make sure you use effective birth control. Stupidity appears to be the dominant gene, and smartness recessive. If you are bright, out of four kids you may have with this dope, one might not be a mouth-breathing knuckle-dragger.

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davidn 0

you better not procreate with that ******* moron.

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TheDrifter 23

Who? All I see is a cat in her picture, dunno what you're talking about.

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the_true_batman 10

Damn FML. Hit reply, makes me wait before posting again, and then when I hit post it forgets it was a reply. I could make a better website than this... I should see if FML will hire me.

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pokefan813 16

Ezio wants revenge for locking him up in the basement, Noor. I calmly suggest you run like the dickens.

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