By Timmeeh - 10/10/2012 16:45 - United Kingdom - Caldicot

Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML
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Timmeeh 17

OP here. She is (was?) cute. Suddenly got a whole lot less so when I realised there was naught but cotton wool where her brainmeat should be.

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whatadaydanny 12

I'm pretty sure there's a wisdom joke somewhere in there...

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lukep135 6

That's nothing to joke about. I've had my canines removed so I don't have any vampire kids

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devinawitt 8

Don't remove her brains! Her kids might be born without them

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saffy66 34

I wonder if she told the dentist why she wanted it done? The dentist may be just as stupid - or s/he thought the girl deserved to lose her teeth & money for being so dense.

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boarderlyne17 8

108 - Well, that sure does seem like the pot calling the kettle black...

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superbubbles 4

Then that proves that wisdom teeth don't make you any wiser.

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mavman79 5

Run before it lays eggs #geneticdeadend #dontperpertratetheignorance

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kate3101 15

You do know you're not actually on Twitter, right? These # don't do anything here except make your comment annoying.

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Levvy 22

In addition to what kate3101 said, it's "Kill it before it lays eggs." What good would running do if the aim is to prevent something from reproducing?

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Kingbreezy04 10

Her's aren't called wisdom teeth. There called dumb ass teeth

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