Love: Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with...

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By c*nt - 13/04/2012 23:14 - Canada - London

Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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You deserved it 2 475

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 5 417

Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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You deserved it 8 843

By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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You deserved it 3 475

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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You deserved it 42 598

DEATHBYEX1LE 11

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:43

what a bitch. Don't worry about it, OP, some people are just complete douches.

LovesSushi 25

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:50

Shit like this is why I hate people. WTF is wrong with her?!

Comments

xRezSynn 15

Sunday 31 March 2013 13:50

Sad for her boyfriend, you dodged a bullet.

abu4u 26

Sunday 31 March 2013 14:23

Maybe OP should MAN THE **** UP!

NeinKittenz 20

Sunday 31 March 2013 19:22

Made you should "REREAD THE *ML!*

aircon 7

Sunday 31 March 2013 14:32

how do you "think" your dating someone?

Sakura13_fml 11

Sunday 31 March 2013 14:52

Well, you thought you were dating her, but I'm guessing you also thought she was a nice person, so that should be a consolation at least.

Chucklikesbacon 12

Sunday 31 March 2013 15:16

Don' t waste tears crying over her! I'm just waiting for karma to come and get her! Sorry you had to fall for such a bitch!

perdix 29

Sunday 31 March 2013 16:12

Her boyfriend is an idiot -- that was such an easy bet for her to win. All she had to do was tell the OP he is a lousy lay with a tiny penis and bad breath. That'll start the waterworks every time.

ballpython 15

Sunday 31 March 2013 17:59

Maybe if you are 12 years old.

GhostChickens 17

Sunday 31 March 2013 16:13

That's horrible! There are people I dislike in the world, but I wouldn't purposely try to make them cry for my own entertainment. That's just immature and cruel. Her boyfriend seems equally cruel though, so it looks like they have a wonderful dysfunctional relationship ahead of them. Can you imagine the sadistic arguments they're gonna have?

1crabbygirl 10

Sunday 31 March 2013 16:18

I'm so sorry. I would tell my son to choose a better person next time. Look for signs of poor character before you give your heart. You are better than both of them and deserve better.

kurodansei 16

Sunday 31 March 2013 16:48

If you thought it was bad before consider this.... OP is a girl and this was a case of lesbian bashing.

UnluckyGenius 21

Sunday 31 March 2013 16:56

So you never asked the smart question "Hey are we dating?" But probably spend large amounts of money taking her out. Brilliant! The boyfriend probably knew about OP, and used him. How? OP was probably like the gay friend to him, he takes her out, does the emotion work. Meanwhile the boyfriend just gets to bang her for half the work.