Love: Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the...

By fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc - 02/04/2014 21:22 - Denmark - Herning

Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 07:10 - Indonesia

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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By chao - 22/12/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML

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By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2021 17:01

Today, I was talking to the girl I have a date with on Friday, and for the second day in a row, I misheard her and thought she was saying something about moving in with me. Friday is our first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 211

By Loveless - 09/04/2018 13:00 - United States - Ashland

Today, I asked my girlfriend of 8 years if we should get a bigger place. She responded by insisting she get her own place. FML

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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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Missyeru 14

Thursday 3 April 2014 0:55

Run!!!

littlesarahxo 30

Thursday 3 April 2014 1:01

You mean it's been two weeks and you haven't proposed yet?

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jtea 10

Thursday 3 April 2014 5:02

You're dating. She's already in a relationship. Sounds about right..

r00nie 10

Thursday 3 April 2014 5:12

Hope you're not assuming she's on the pill!

cynical78 15

Thursday 3 April 2014 5:14

Two words. Restraining. Order.

LostArt655 5

Thursday 3 April 2014 5:18

Run bro

Curlytwirly22 17

Thursday 3 April 2014 5:32

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ridog02 3

Thursday 3 April 2014 5:42

Can someone tell me what OP means, I see it everywhere on FML but I dont know what it means!

kenji212 8

Thursday 3 April 2014 5:49

Hahahahahaha that sounds like my ex!..... Dude run to the hills! Its can get pretty ugly.

XxD_reamZx 10

Thursday 3 April 2014 6:11

there is only one thing you need to know... just run O.O

pratikp03 22

Thursday 3 April 2014 6:33

When is the big day

bigNaKeD 9

Thursday 3 April 2014 6:37

Stage 5 clinger!

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Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML

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Today, my brother's girlfriend came over to visit and we got to talking about books. Thinking she'd be interested, I suggested a few. She responded that she "only reads good literature." The only books I've ever seen her read are Fifty Shades of Gray and the Twilight saga. FML

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Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

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Today, I unexpectedly ran into my boss. Last week, I'd met with him every day, putting together a last-minute presentation of my research for him to deliver at conference overseas. It turns out that his passport had expired. FML

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Today, I had a meeting with my girlfriend, who I live with and work with but on different teams. Both our teams got laid off. FML

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Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML

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Today, my mom got drunk at our family reunion and told everyone how worried she is that my "excessive masturbation" would damage the nerves in both my dick and arm. FML

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Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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