By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
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Qball56 10

And from that point on, you was running!

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Cassandra2015 21

Might be in your best interest to get out now..

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poppunkette 22

I didn't know you were dating rose from two and a half men! Did you wake up with your testicals superglued to your thigh the next day?

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ToxicTyrael 26

And there goes my coffee... through my nose...

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garf3265 12

YDI, cause your mates probably told you not to

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SuicideBoobies88 11

Sounds like you have yourself a psycho!! Lolololol

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lilchica22001 22

Run....faster.

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tranced_ 45

considering if you have slept with her yet, there's all sorts of fuckery waiting for you in the courts my friend! its India!

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ksks1234 33

From the U.S. so not sure about India's rules and customs; why would the court get involved if they had sex?

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ToxicTyrael 26

Maybe because he 'stole' her purity and her father can't engage her to someone because she's spoiled? Like 'Don't consume when the seal is broken'

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laden_swallow09 34

Please tell me she doesn't already know where you live!

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