Love: Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd...

By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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You deserved it 2 643

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 942

You deserved it 3 120

By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 291

You deserved it 3 700

By e.middlechild - 13/06/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 452

You deserved it 3 720

By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 737

Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 394

You deserved it 105

Disconnected

By Chrissy - 08/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 525

You deserved it 56

By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 199

You deserved it 6 592

A tale as old as time

By Anonymous - 18/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML

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You deserved it 564

By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 152

By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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You deserved it 3 370

ZiggyMorrison 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:50

You should have said no and taken your mother because that would have been a sweet gesture

zoo_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:48

i hope you said no!

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nammz 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:14

bitch. it's a good thing you found out now.

Boogers 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:18

What a bitch. You deserve better!

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:31

She's a sweetheart.

lnm701 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:07

That's ****** up...I really hope you said no.

liekWTFmang 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:26

#19 = WIN Hope you find someone better dude

watermind 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:41

So many FML reports which are just golden opportunities. This is when you simply have to say, "of course not, and you are being extremely disrespectful" AND keep your composure. And there, you just easily won tons of points with her, and she will surely make it up to you for her bad behaviour.

Katzilla_dances 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:10

I hope you said no.

jazmino15 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 6:49

dont worry, im sure you can find someone better than that dumb bitch. why the hell would she even ask that?

btchh 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:02

what did you say?!

happyhak 5

Tuesday 22 December 2009 1:06

Wow...how messed up...who the **** does she think she is?! You know what you should've done? Tell her she could have it then quickly get another girl and get to ur table before they do...that will be SO funny!