Oktoberfest Fail - FML

Oktoberfest Fail

By FML Videos - 26/09/2018 18:30 - United States - New York

...and the crowd goes wild!!!

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Thursday 27 September 2018 1:13

me at my rave sooooo high i walked around a bonfire 36x stopped in the same spot every time and said "where the hell am I"

silentbabydeer 10

Thursday 27 September 2018 11:49

Now that is a whole new sport. Drunk people attempting to get shoes on with no hands, that I’d watch!! 😂😂

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Thursday 27 September 2018 1:13

me at my rave sooooo high i walked around a bonfire 36x stopped in the same spot every time and said "where the hell am I"

silentbabydeer 10

Thursday 27 September 2018 11:49

Now that is a whole new sport. Drunk people attempting to get shoes on with no hands, that I’d watch!! 😂😂

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Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

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Today, I woke up to find my home studio cleared of most of my music gear. Apparently, my brother went on a Tinder date with a stranger late at night, and decided it to bring her to my place's guest room since my house "was closer." I'd been building that studio for over 10 years. FML

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Today, to impress my date with dinner, I spent hours prepping and cooking. Just as I was about to serve her, I realized I'd left the stove on and my kitchen was on fire. As the fire trucks arrived and my date looked on in horror, I couldn't help but think, "My cooking is so hot it literally set the house on fire." FML

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Today, like every day, I scrolled through my social media feeds, seeing happy couples, people buying houses and landing their dream jobs. I, on the other hand, am a single 23 year-old man in a dead end job, who still lives with his parents. FML

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Today, after months of my best friend telling me we were going to be roommates and moving to a new city together, with me trusting her, she ditched me because “everyone” told her not to live with me. She’s still moving, and we’re going to be in the same school and class. FML

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Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML

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Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

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