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By TheSickness - 28/05/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

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By Lastsecondstand - 06/04/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said "you look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By Eww - 05/10/2014 17:48 - United States - Salem

Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML

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Best time

By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

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JMWHS 0

Friday 28 May 2010 12:16

well go you for making her feel better at least. but that's the price we pay to impress girls lol

Mirorbo 26

Friday 28 May 2010 12:15

Fuhohoho!~ You asked for it, you deal with it!

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n_maher 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 4:38

naww thats cute op, I always say then when my b/f gets a cold, but when you have the cold your like "gah so not worth it"

stressball 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 4:56

Your still glad you did it, I bet

afllegend 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 5:45

YDI for 'fancying' her... grow a dick ******

jaded_pragmatist 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 6:00

see, you were ducked the minute you went for just a hug. you are now no longer a viable mate, because you are a moodle.

jaded_pragmatist 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 6:01

fuc ked*

rockscheer101 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 6:51

ummm this rele isn't an fml. ydi for voulenteering to hig her

Kitsukami 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 7:12

That was a really cute thing you did for her, but I gotta say.... YDI. ^^; Sorry hun.

rjccccccc 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 7:17

lol #34

cmac86 23

Saturday 29 May 2010 9:03

romantic fail

ZoroFresh 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 9:30

the test of a mans courage

HaiTea 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 9:35

You should be happy you shared germs!!! This is like the cutest fml EVER

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Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggested a game where we put our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation died out, and fearful of having an awkward silence, I checked my phone. FML

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Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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Today, my boyfriend is so scared of COVID that he takes precautions beyond what health professionals recommend to satisfy his OCD. He told me he wouldn't be getting the vaccine because he "won't be controlled by the government." Not to worry, he will just continue to be the unbearable control freak he transformed into since this all began. FML

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Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

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