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By bjfail - 09/01/2010 15:56 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML

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By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

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By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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By 9gingerface66 - 15/01/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

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UnicornsDoExist 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:44

since when do snores sound like moans of pleasure?

amberbby69 6

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:43

If he actually stopped you in the middle, then that means you were just bad, period.

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leadrunner751 3

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:15

ouch

chopra 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 23:52

ydi for being a ****

underaegis 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:47

...……uh...ugh... Ouch

Dimmak_fml 1

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:16

first

Metzler31 17

Sunday 25 April 2010 1:36

stfu

Cjw1220 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 1:07

FAIL!

cupcakechick 17

Thursday 7 March 2013 20:13

Actually you're second. :)

soccer4ever7 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:20

wow

1800getalife 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:20

number two epic fail

RainbowGecko 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:25

this is definitly fake... nice try tho

cupcakechick 17

Thursday 7 March 2013 20:15

not true, this happened to me once with my ex boyfriend, he come home super tired, and eneded up falling asleep while I was giving him a bj

vgmaster 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:25

burn!!!!!!!!!

btheman549 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:33

wow u must b bad!

jmateo_95 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:36

YDI.... u ugly bitch

craze189 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:37

YDI for giving boring blow-j's. It's sad, but it's true. Actually, FHL.

liquidbunny 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:40

was his name Sanjiv by any chance? lol

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