By bjfail - 09/01/2010 15:56 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML
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UnicornsDoExist 0

since when do snores sound like moans of pleasure?

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amberbby69 6

If he actually stopped you in the middle, then that means you were just bad, period.

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pooter_stink 0

So you "tried" sucking him off after your dirty pussy was all up on that shit??? *****

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robchfra 5

You're a dick for saying that. You're just jealous that you can't get a girl to put her mouth on your dick.

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Soulathyia 0

@unicornsdoexist: How the **** would you know your one of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen!

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sorrowevicteon 9

Said by the one who covers their face with prettied up rocks. Nice picture for an ass hole.

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Soulathyia 0

waits for a Nazi to correct my grammar...

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Shokz992 0

@Soulathyia - you're* And you're welcome.

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perdix 29

A few sharp slaps to the happy sacks should fix that. You need to use your head when giving head.

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Soulathyia 0

Lol you should be able to edit comments on this app.

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Britt2009 0

lmmfao. tht sucksss!!!

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boopityboppity 11

I'm confused as to how you could possibly mistake that... YDI for this.

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