By bjfail - 09/01/2010 15:56 - United Kingdom

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Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML
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UnicornsDoExist 0

since when do snores sound like moans of pleasure?

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amberbby69 6

If he actually stopped you in the middle, then that means you were just bad, period.

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omghehehe 0

Maybe he was very tired or bored??? If he does it again, then you know you have a problem.

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thejedi08 10

maybe you dont need to try to have sex past 3:00 AM

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gamer_girl 0

you should have woken him up by sacking him :)

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jamjenni2774 0

#37 GO TO HELL

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luckytim1 0

girl u must be so bad at this, more practise suggest I

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notyou123 0

how did u mistake snores for moans? are u partially deaf?????

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