Today, the guy I have been with told me that he is in love with... - FML

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By sadgirl - 26/02/2020 01:49

Today, the guy I have been with told me that he is in love with someone else and that I should just back off until he knows what he wants. FML

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MiniJeans 16

Sunday 29 March 2020 12:31

Oof big thank you next here sis!

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 3 March 2020 14:44

Jeff Foxworthy once joked that "If your girlfriend says 'We should consider seeing other people' she has already picked one one from the herd and is planning to ride."

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lawldude 3

Sunday 1 March 2020 5:56

the way its worded until he knows what he wants lol.

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 3 March 2020 14:44

Jeff Foxworthy once joked that "If your girlfriend says 'We should consider seeing other people' she has already picked one one from the herd and is planning to ride."

MiniJeans 16

Sunday 29 March 2020 12:31

Oof big thank you next here sis!

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