Love: Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 08:14 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 06:01

Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML

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By what the fuck - 25/08/2013 19:28 - Malaysia - Petaling Jaya

Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, because he refused to believe he needed to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game for his grandson. He ended up calling my manager and trying to get me fired for scamming him. FML

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By lilshoobydoo14 - 15/10/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML

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Grumpy git

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 02:00

Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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By DesignNerd - 25/01/2019 18:00

Today, my best friend excitedly told me all about this new video game she'd just discovered that she thought I'd love. It was her Xmas present from me 2 years ago. FML

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Catchy

By Apcn - 05/06/2014 20:05 - France - Concarneau

Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well - for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML

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AyeItsMobleyy 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:10

lmao, at least you'll be a good train driver?

YaLuckyGal 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:11

LOL trains are cool though..:3

Comments

fyl7899 12

Wednesday 29 September 2010 10:43

return it

SwaggasaurusRex 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 5:30

the ydi is over 9000

bloopster 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 11:10

This is yet another perfect example of the fact that you should never try to impress the person you've got a crush on.

Soloman212 28

Wednesday 4 May 2011 0:06

Death by MONKEYS.

mrducky5 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:20

Why would any own a Train Simulation game? lol

bingolittle 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 15:53

trains are outstanding!

Rapt0rJesus 0

Friday 23 December 2011 16:54

give it to me

Paramore69 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:56

What's funny is that there is no such thing as Microsoft Train Simulator 2005 or Train Simulator 2005.

EyeCeYu 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:48

And you couldnt tell that 'microsoft train simulator 2005' probably wasnt a video game... hey man comeover to my house and were play train simulator! lol good try