Intimacy: Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the...

By f4444 - 21/12/2015 05:38 - United States - Highland Park

Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 08:00

Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML

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A tale as old as time

By I'm_Not_Interested - 06/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Reno

Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML

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You deserved it 2 899

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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By FlawedHuman - 15/03/2023 16:00 - United States - Waconia

Today, the guy I had to let go because he told me he didn’t “want a relationship or anything serious” started becoming exclusive with someone else. This is the fourth guy this has happened with. What’s wrong with me? Why am I not good enough to date? FML

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You deserved it 188

By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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You deserved it 20 422

By Lisa - 11/08/2018 03:30

Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes I understood why. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 20:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I got blown off by my “exclusive partner” on the night of my birthday supper, only to find out he went on a Tinder date with my friend. FML

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You deserved it 133

By Paige - 10/07/2013 14:18 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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You deserved it 5 721

Prize

By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 21:00 - Germany

Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML

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You deserved it 5 324

MsConfusedd 27

Monday 21 December 2015 15:58

At least you know you're still exclusive!

Hilda_x 25

Monday 21 December 2015 16:05

Don't be okay with being someone's last resort. Move on and find a guy that's going to choose you first.

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Etweens96 25

Monday 21 December 2015 15:58

Don't worry OP, you'll find someone better!

BulgyCashew33 16

Tuesday 22 December 2015 2:07

Why are their so many dislikes to this comment

Seabass_Chan 33

Tuesday 22 December 2015 7:17

Because humans are pessimistic at times. Whether realistically or unrealistically, you decide.

MsConfusedd 27

Monday 21 December 2015 15:58

At least you know you're still exclusive!

gorgeous_vixen95 12

Tuesday 29 December 2015 11:20

Why does this have so many likes and the actually good comment has so many dislikes?!?

beeferjay 34

Monday 21 December 2015 15:58

wow just wow

freddygasman 18

Monday 21 December 2015 19:39

no, just no. go away with your pointless comment.

Hammer1722 19

Tuesday 22 December 2015 6:28

Listen to your own advice #24

LetsGetFreaky 20

Monday 21 December 2015 16:03

Dump his ass and move on dont worry you will find someone way better then that guy

gorgeous_vixen95 12

Tuesday 29 December 2015 11:21

Why does this have so many dislikes too??

holyshmolly 13

Monday 21 December 2015 16:04

Well at least you know u have choices yet he doesn't

DjeePee 24

Monday 21 December 2015 20:46

You did understand that her boyfriend only visits her when his other girls are unavailable? So talking about choices is a bit weird in this context.

vsus98 22

Monday 21 December 2015 23:42

Re-read the post slowly.

gorgeous_vixen95 12

Tuesday 29 December 2015 11:23

#27...reread it....he doesn't have any other girls....NO ONE sleeps with him. He can't get anyone else except her.

Calingaladha 21

Monday 21 December 2015 16:04

And now you know why.

Hilda_x 25

Monday 21 December 2015 16:05

Don't be okay with being someone's last resort. Move on and find a guy that's going to choose you first.

iHateHippiesToo 6

Tuesday 22 December 2015 0:37

So, someone with even fewer options?

TheDragonsGuard 19

Monday 21 December 2015 16:06

Well, now literally no one will be sleeping with him!

2fst4ufrl 8

Monday 21 December 2015 16:06

Are you hot

holyshmolly 13

Monday 21 December 2015 16:08

Are u stupid?

countryb_cth 38

Tuesday 22 December 2015 11:37

When calling someone stupid you should probably spell "you" properly.

kamr3n 13

Monday 21 December 2015 16:06

At least you won't be cheated on!

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Today, I finally decided to tell my partner that I was sexually harassed by another guy in high school. When I got to the point, she rolled her eyes, stopped me and said, "Why can't you just tell me something nice? I don't want to hear about it, it's triggering me." Well, thanks for your attention, I guess. FML

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Today, I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with my name on it as my iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better, the parents yelled at me for accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML

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Today, I'm very ill. My throat and glands are so swollen that whenever I fall asleep, I relax too much and cut off my own air. The doctor said it's a viral infection and there's nothing they can give me, so I can choose between trying to kill myself by sleeping or staying awake for the next few days. FML

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Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML

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Today, I walked into the gym I’ve been going to for years and two girls blatantly turned their phones in my direction, probably trying to record a TikTok of me glancing at them, so they could accuse me of perving for Facebook likes. I turned round and went home. Screw them for ruining my workout. FML

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Today, it's been a week since I got a gastric balloon to help me lose weight. On the plus side, I've lost 5kg. On the downside, it's been one week of vomiting, diarrhea, not being able to eat solid food, and stomach cramps so painful that it feels like I'm constantly being stabbed. 15 weeks to go… FML

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Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML

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