Love: Today, the guy I've been seeing didn't acknowledge my birthday.... - FML

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By Kit - 15/06/2017 08:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, the guy I've been seeing didn't acknowledge my birthday. We've joked for weeks about how we share the same birthday. FML

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bkwusa 15

Thursday 15 June 2017 14:54

Happy belated birthday!

Cynical_1 26

Thursday 15 June 2017 20:32

It's kind of hard to believe that he just forgot given the circumstances. Not acknowledging the birthday of an individual that is supposed to be an important person in your life is a very thoughtless and uncaring act. Either you really aren't that important to him or he is just a thoughtless, uncaring person. Either way if were you OP, I would seriously consider re-evaluating the relationship.

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hernamesmckenna 2

Friday 16 June 2017 4:56

You poor thing! BTW I'm in Greenville too! NC.

SomeRandomUser 19

Friday 16 June 2017 5:10

Did you acknowledge his birthday?

STFU01 14

Sunday 18 June 2017 3:38

Happy belated Birthday. Hopefully you told him to take matters into his own hands for his "birthday celebration"

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