By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 792
You deserved it 2 957

Same thing different taste

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Tonight, get the biggest speakers you can find and play extremely loud dubstep out of them.

Tuba fair, at least it's not bagpipes. Those really blow.

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I love how this FML is worded. "Optimal tuba time" yeah!!

fooltemptress 36

Clearly, now is the perfect time to be inspired to learn how to play the drums. Obviously, the perfect time to practice is about 30 minutes after your neighbor has fallen asleep. :)

So brassically, your neighbor's asking for a noise war. Challenge accepted.

you should offer to help.... by sticking the tuba up his

I instantly think of fat people walking whenever I read/hear the word "tuba". Thanks FamilyGuy.

I play tuba. personally, I must say, I have played that type of thing before.

McNikk 15

"optimal tuba time" From now on, I'm using this term as often as I possibly can.

I'd start taking trumpet lessons if I were you, OP. Gotta get even.

Oboe is also a good punishment instrument. But your call OP