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By LarissaT18 - 02/02/2014 16:13 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, the highlight of my day was when I figured out that my little brother's toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I'm 18. FML

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By oh for f*cks sake - 20/03/2017 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML

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By BadDad - 30/04/2017 15:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2014 00:43 - United States

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML

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Simple pleasures

By juggalo2 - 10/10/2021 05:00

Today, at work, I overrode the limit on my forklift, allowing me to carry four pallets instead of two. Then I was able to place them all within a ten-foot radius, giving a massive boost to my efficiency. My excitement faded when I realized that was actually the high point of my day/week/month. FML

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Bought or stolen

By dump truck hater - 03/06/2015 16:18 - United States - Austin

Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML

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By mala_19 - 12/06/2017 14:00 - Sweden

Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy car for kids, and no, it was not in one piece when she finally got out. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By Shooting myself - 10/02/2014 18:57 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Sunday 2 February 2014 19:27

There's nothing wrong with being a child at heart!

Nolimit2217 32

Sunday 2 February 2014 19:26

You need a girlfriend, boyfriend or hobby in your life ASAP!

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thelittlemissy 29

Sunday 2 February 2014 19:55

Hey, my granny giggles when she has glittery socks on. She's 86. Never loose the joy!

Sonii008 19

Friday 7 February 2014 16:38

Your nanny seems really awesome! :)

cryssycakesx3 22

Tuesday 4 March 2014 8:06

that's the cutest thing I have ever heard!

beaverteaser 16

Sunday 2 February 2014 19:59

did you figure this out whilst taking a dump?

SinovaMikas 10

Sunday 2 February 2014 20:12

i hear you. my kids have some awesome toys...either they weren't that cool when i was a kid or i was a poor kid...and I'm thinking i was the poor kid.

mynameisfinn 4

Sunday 2 February 2014 20:29

so what are you complaining about? OPTIMUS PRIME WAS A ******* TRUCK!!!

bieebslover11 12

Sunday 2 February 2014 20:40

Get a job :)

sxm 13

Sunday 2 February 2014 20:40

That's not so bad. Life is full of many wonderful moments. I wouldn't let that get to me. If anything I would fascinated by it. It's little random moments in life that are really great ones.

JazNim17 18

Sunday 2 February 2014 21:29

I thought that was the point of having younger siblings. You get to play with their toys!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 2 February 2014 21:30

Better than nothing...right? Learn something new everyday...

dractheripper 11

Sunday 2 February 2014 21:45

i still get excited about toys. The ones kids these days get are so much cooler than the ones we had when we were little. Its okay to still be childlike. We need more childlike people instead of childish people in the world. -fellow 18 year old.

perdix 29

Sunday 2 February 2014 22:05

*Elvis voice* Tonka ... Tonka very much!

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Today, I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were three girls loudly discussing blowjob techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was, "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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Today, I asked my son to keep my new girlfriend secret from his mom until our divorce was final, and he ran straight to her. She told the judge I was unfaithful and wants more money from our settlement. My son doesn't give a shit about snitching on me, because she's giving him a percentage of the new settlement. FML

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Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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Today, I had the pleasure of driving in central London for the first time, to recover my drunk husband from his own brilliance, puking on the feet of Winston Churchill's statue in Parliament Square. At 4 am. FML

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Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML

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Today, I gave my 10-month-old the house keys to keep her busy. I locked the burglar gate and left the door open. She can walk, and she threw the keys outside the gate. FML

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Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML

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