By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 770
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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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cr3ativity 15

Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.

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PYLrulz 17

Are you sure that's a FYL, or a FHL (or H/SDI if they were being a Peeping Tom?!?

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babyrockstarkb 7

That's what they get for looking through the windows.

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drller331 4

Oh well that's what they get for knocking on doors uninvited :-)

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In_some_bullshit 13

I wanted to vote your life sucks but it's at 420... I couldn't bf the 1 to change that perfect number! Ha!

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monkiki62 5

Who cares they are annoying and technical. They also try to push what they believe on other people by coming to ur house. I'm glad I have the legal right to tell them to get the **** off my property.

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bmkc4 1

Thanks for the lesson since I'm a child learning the meaning of words.

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monkiki62 5

Then get some parental control and get off this site.

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LovelyGirl9 0

Well at least they won't go to your house anymore :)

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monkiki62 5

Also u twits they don't believe Jesus was the messiah so don't make them out to be holy people like catholics etc they aren't even in that league.

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Tali147 16

They do believe Jesus was the Messiah.

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andrade_anthony 0

We do believe Jesus was the messiah

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