By xattackattackx - 18/11/2011 09:01 - United States

Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Did they come up with cramming a ***** in the tailpipe so that you die from carbon monoxide poisoning? If not, they're amateurs and should find something else to talk about.

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stevenJB 25

Time for a mutual thought X2!!

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ikickgingers 15

OP is in Hawaii... 137 = lacks imagination. I can think of 50 just at Diamond Head...

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ColorfulSmiles 7

I'm sorry ,that's not very nice :( Show them not to mess with you!

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cheefer 0

You could show them the door as youre leaving them on a desolate highway

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causticgirl 6

137? Obviously they all lead pathetic lives if this is what they are doing with their free time.

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AthleticSwaqq 8

If you were driving : That's when you laugh hysterically, and say, "Really now? I'd like to see you try right now, since I'm driving.. Then we all die."

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ilovebigtimerush 0

Or you could shove them out of your car and say "suck on that bitchessss!"

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MssusDolly 3

That's what I would have done. Told them to shut it otherwise they would be walking the rest of the way there. Works every time.

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TraceCase_ 19

Well, you might not have to spend the whole week with them. Sounds like you're not going to make it that long.

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rubberduckie72 4

they must not be very smart if thats all the more they could think of

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every1luvsboners 11

Wut? Maybe you could teach them a thing or two, uh.

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ReesesPuffs 0

Not 1337? No leet for you, then.

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Omega_Mus 7

Two words: Thelma. Louise.

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geusbjqj 2

They shouldve said: attach u to a styrofoam chair, put u in thr middle of a lake and throw grapes at u until u die

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