By xattackattackx - 18/11/2011 09:01 - United States

Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Did they come up with cramming a ***** in the tailpipe so that you die from carbon monoxide poisoning? If not, they're amateurs and should find something else to talk about.

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The_Mooinator 4

Did you choose the one with a guy in a mickey mouse costume who punches you in the stomach repeatedly?

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Enslaved 36

Gripping your pillow tight Exit light Enter night Take my hand

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ikickgingers 15

We're off to never never land.

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perdix 29

Oh, you two! You light up my life You give me hope To carry on. I get Metallica and Debby Boone confused all the time. They're kinda the same, right?

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Enslaved 36

Perdix, here I thought you'd end up singing Atlantic Starr's Secret Lovers instead. Umm where's that popcorn you promised us?

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perdix 29

I never said I had popcorn. I just have the hot-air popper and lots of butter. I'll show you what it's for when the three of us get together. For the record, I'll endure some first-degree burns and mild blistering if it helps you get into it ;)

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perdix 29

That's not how improv works.

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tyrrell030491 7

Wow, and heres me worrying about waking up with protein names scrawled across my face in permanant marker!

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TipOfTheHat 10

You should come up with 100 ways they will disappear without a trace!

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CrazyManNo9 29

You really shouldn't worry. If they are serious and have that many options, you probably won't last the WHOLE week.

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Savra_fml 17

Tomorrow at breakfast, make a fake twitch in you neck (so you seem a little crazy) and say to one of your sisters' friends "you look really peacefull when you sleep. Wonder how you will look tonight." then walk off muttering to yourself, stop at the doorway, slowly turn around and add "I'm watching you" with a smirk on your face, wink and walk out. That will make your week with them more fun.

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aFreedom127 9

Add the boredom that your life obviously is, because contemplating it is killing me.

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ohsheet 8

Lock your bedroom door!! And keep at bat by your bed just in case

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geocox82 4

I can't believe you hate being a ginger. I'm a Ginger and girls love it. Being a girl you should eat it up, guys love red heads.

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j_cat187 19

At least it wasn't 187 ways to kill you.

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