By linzl00 - 06/12/2013 12:21 - United States - Springfield

Today, the "man cold" has infected my brother. He honestly thinks he's dying. He only has the sniffles. FML
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rhcpgurl 18

Guys are usually like that. If men had periods, they'd check into the hospital for a week per month and drugged up on morphine.

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tukies 28

Hey when you can't breath right, shit gets real.

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LennyComa 39

Man Flu is a killer...My thoughts are with him in this dark hour.

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pensacolalady 10

There's actually a website on this topic! Just google it! Here's part of what it says,

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pensacolalady 10

Sorry, hit the wrong button. Anyway, The name 'man cold' disguises the true terrible, debilitating disease that is the man cold. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered immediately with large amounts of mindless TV such as daytime TV, or childrens' cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for rehabilitation, and must have tissues and man cold medicine (such as chocolate biscuits, McDonalds, or a nice cup of tea) brought to them constantly by a nearby female.

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ITxCExLxS 6

Man. I can't breathe through my nose and my throat is on fire, and my glands are swollen, but Mom is contemplating making me go to school because I've already missed two days =.=.

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guriak 10

God I hate it when men over react like that lol

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MissLily_fml 4

Give him a pacifier...jeez what a cry baby wimp.

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CaroAurelia 12

Dude needs to take a page out of my dad's book. He could have tuberculosis and he'd either say he was fine or that he had a cough. (Then again, he's German American...)

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