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By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
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AnnaDeWitt 27

At least it wasn't to inquire about the used underwear you're selling.

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prostar9993 15

All these idiots that can't figure out this post. Hurting my brain.

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slyde32 12

I'm sorry, who had trouble understanding this post? I'm sorry about your sore brain, though

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prostar9993 15

The ones commenting " maybe e wanted a deal on the couch, or, maybe be got married after he hit on you etc etc etc.

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pinkchocoa 15

#16 I'm sorry, who had trouble understanding this comment ? Oh wait, you.

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Enslaved 36

It's true that being nice can come across as "flirting" to some but how would you explain him asking the OP for her number? That's taking things to a more intimate level.

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Enslaved 36

Also to me, it sounds like two different events not relating to the selling of a couch.

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crazytwinsmom 25

I was mainly responding to the being able to tell the difference comment. But, he may have heard she was selling a couch and called to find out where, not mentioning how he had gotten the number from her. You never know. Or, he could be an ass.

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IllegalName 8

boys will be boys... not a man if he cant manage to hold on to and not attempt cheating on one one woman

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Lil_Red777 21

Boys will be boys, is never a valid excuse. For anything, ever. Unless by that you mean they have a penis, and they are male.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I don't think 19 was actually condoning the behaviour as saying it's a guy thing and there's nothing we can do about it; I'm pretty sure 19 just meant that the guy was acting like a boy and obviously isn't a real man if he feels the need to cheat.

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cocacola999 27

At least you found out that he's married now, not after a few dates or even a relationship.

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Ihavegas 22

yeh the price just went bitch. oh why ? im sure hubby here could answer that.

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SpamPam 18

From the sound of it, they had yet to meet each other for the exchange so they didn't know each other yet which makes it awkward

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brendejafulable 41

he was only interested in the couch from the beginning.

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