By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
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AnnaDeWitt 27

At least it wasn't to inquire about the used underwear you're selling.

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fsomelife 26

Better with his wife than without. I thought this FML was going in an entirely different direction.

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infinix_fml 5

At least now you can sell the couch for a few extra bucks if you know what I mean.

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Mr_Saikaly 35

You should feel lucky for knowing the truth before going far with him

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greencurtains74 11

there was no couch for sale, that's what the man said the number was for when his wife found it

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe a coincidence have it listed online and it just happened to be you

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False_Stupidity 41

I guess the scumbag hubby really needs that couch now, 'cause hes going to be sleeping on it for the foreseeable future after his wife finds out whats he's been doing. I hope the couch is as hard as rocks.

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skychu 18

Yes, your "couch" hahaha ;P Nobody said they weren't a swinging couple spicing things up a little. Time for a follow-up?

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