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By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
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AnnaDeWitt 27

At least it wasn't to inquire about the used underwear you're selling.

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alicat13 12

So he should have showed up without his wife?

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sassypants93 17

Am I the only one who thinks he made up the couch thing after his wife found her number in his phone?

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sassypants93 17

I'm glad I'm not the only one who jumped to that conclusion. I thought it was kind of obvious there was no couch for sale.

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sdroze1389 31

well that couch just became double priced for the bonus of your discretion

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okudatwo 11

Lol sucks to be him now. What a Moron.

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Maccaroney 11

Puh-lease. We need more info. I know girls who think a "Hello" is being hit on.

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bnbhimp 10

Please tell me you outted him

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Amanda Marie Nehez 13

I would just say I don't have a couch for sale, you asked me for my number. Save his wife some heartache in the future also. Maybe diseases, who knows.

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