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By Anonymous - 10/06/2018 01:30

Today, the only parking spot available at the supermarket had some shopping carts in it, so I got out of my car and moved them. As soon as I finished, a lady stole the spot. When I confronted her, she maced me with pepper spray and walked off. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By couch girl - 25/06/2013 16:23 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML

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Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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By xXglycerinXx - 18/04/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML

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By Melinie - 24/06/2012 03:23 - United States

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

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user53658 15

Thursday 24 May 2018 9:53

Wow... I hope you at least deflated her car tires after she went inside and you got your eyesight back.

azouwa 26

Thursday 24 May 2018 4:58

Put the carts back.

Comments

Tim Carver 9

Sunday 10 June 2018 20:02

and the reason your car was so far away.. and why isn't she arrested

openawhole00 6

Sunday 10 June 2018 23:44

were you there to get medicine to treat your acid reflux?

dwight7476 11

Monday 11 June 2018 0:12

What a bitch karma going to get her real soon it would have been good if you had a good friend for a tow truck driver

FFStepchild283 24

Monday 11 June 2018 0:51

Umm, yeah, that's assault with a weapon, it's just a "non-leathal" weapon.

tounces7 27

Monday 11 June 2018 2:27

Call the police, that's assault and battery. She can park her ass in a prison cell next.

purplepixie23 16

Monday 11 June 2018 17:47

You get maced with mace, with pepper spray you get spiced.

divabria 2

Monday 11 June 2018 21:47

I would have keyed her car

Suaria 38

Tuesday 12 June 2018 1:53

I would press assault charges against her.

JudgeComrade 17

Tuesday 12 June 2018 6:20

Crazy woman uses pepper spray. It's not very effective. OP uses lawyer up and sue her. It's very effective. OP uses the winnings to purchase permanent premium access for a parking spot. It's super effective!