By jina - 18/03/2009 03:48 - Korea Republic of

Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML
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gqduck 0

What is up with the gratuitous swearing at strangers on the phone? Who does that?

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XxGivesMEhellxX 0

wasn't there just one like this with someones grandma having a stroke?

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AntiChrist7 0

the wife is stupid, so yes your life is ******

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SandyBearFTW 0

Agree with #3 and #5. I think this is a rip off of another FML, or it just shouldn't be here because someone already posted something very similar to it. I highly doubt a pastor's wife would have so readily called you back after that somewhat unsolicited verbal abuse. If anything, your life is ****** because act like a crazy bitch.

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iluvmycatz 0

never answer the phone cursing. Maybe sound annoyed, like "What?" but don't curse. You never know who it will be that time.

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lpaul49 0

Maybe you shouldn't be a ******* prick next time you answer the phone, douche bag. Honestly, it's faggots like you, you ********, who ruin this world for everyone else. JK I don't actually care. This is hardly an FML though.

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lexi_lu 0

Why doesn't anybody who posts shit on here ever have caller ID.. Seriously?

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LifeSux19 0

Thats why you should hang up after you said hello at least twice.. You have issues if you get that mad.

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sweatydiego 0

this is ******* stupid. this isnt an FML at all, its the wives fault, not yours, i dont see how the **** this can be even considered to be posted. the bad thing didnt actually occur to the person posting. god damn

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libbypotpie 0

its not the wife's fault! I accidently hit mute on my phone all the time, because the button is right where my chin rests. The poster shouldnt have been such a psycho and flipped out like that

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pokipoki 0

this is not an FML. so what, you reacted like most people would react, most of us might not be as vocal as you, but it's normal reaction. I would be pissed too. and she should understand. not fml worthy

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