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By jina - 18/03/2009 03:48 - Korea Republic of

Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

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By jtaylor94 - 21/07/2009 21:54 - Canada

Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML

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By suspended - 09/08/2014 00:16 - Australia

Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying, "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML

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You deserved it 41 248

By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

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You deserved it 5 037

By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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You deserved it 23 127

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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You deserved it 50 938

We all hate cold callers

By Adrian - 03/02/2022 14:01

Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML

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By What - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML

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Are you OK?

By anon - 15/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML

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You deserved it 391

gqduck 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:03

What is up with the gratuitous swearing at strangers on the phone? Who does that?

XxGivesMEhellxX 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:41

wasn't there just one like this with someones grandma having a stroke?

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fml147 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 14:49

why would you talk like that to begin with; asshole.

Misanthropist 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 14:49

who cares it was a pastor's wife? if that supposed to be worse than if it was anyone else that left the phone on mute? this FML sucks.

amykillswitch 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:07

anger issues? i would say so.

DULMAGE 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:19

Caller ID? Mebe yesh? herro prease? Yesh no? idiot

mynameis_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:25

Agree with #'s 3 & 5 also, I don't thinks its completely necessary to swear as much as you did. Lack of education is to blame I'm guessing.

keke_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:39

don't worry about it...it's not like it was anyone who mattered...

libbypotpie 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:02

youre being just as much of a dbag by saying that. get over the fact shes a pastors wife, practicing religion. suck it up, your opinion is worthless.

Freed0mfr1es 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 17:36

going to hell much?

clitler 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 17:48

First of all, to all the people talking shit on here, go suck a limp horse penis, he is COMPLETELY justified in his actions, what kind of self-righteous BITCH thinks she can call someone if she doesn't know how to use the god-damn phone? Maybe she should look up phone instructions in the bible before she tries to call you again. You should call her back and lay into her again. SERIOUSLY. What a conniving *****.

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 17:58

Wow, my dad doesn't even do that to the people that call my house 7 times a day every day, and he's got a huge temper. You might want to go take an anger management course.

keikothemeowmeow 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 18:53

That's what you get for being part of a group that tells you how to live your life, when you yourself are not able to live up to those standards, I suppose. Atheists ftw!

libbypotpie 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:05

wow. stop trying to sound cool. you arent. youre pretty dumb. especially since youre trashing a religion you obviously have no clue about. youre just stereotyping to the ridiculous notion that Christians are robots because we have standards and morals and dont just do everything we want like a bunch of little kids. Because obviously, having limits and standards is for squares

mcicycool 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 5:42

#59 you sir (or madam) Wiiin!!(:

valri3 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 2:27

#32 look I don't give a damn whether they are Christian or not and I don't give a damn if you are atheist. just that the op was being a fag bag. besides you just make yourself look like a damn idiot and why Christians should stay here evermore cause of asses like you who can't respect religion since you don't have anything to stand for.