By creamed - 20/02/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
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ThankYhuCaptinOb 0

It says you are a man. You deserve it for 1. Getting Drunk 2. Fighting a GIRL and 2. For thinking you could win. Just playing. But really , never underestimate a girl. :)

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reyemrein 0

Sorry to be a counting Nazi, but you said two twice.

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janise 2

FYourLife? Yeah right. Sounds to me like what really happened is you were being a belligerent drunk and picked a fight with a girl. You then proceeded to get your ass handed to you and now you want sympathy.

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airforce987 20

ydi for getting beaten up by a girl. especially while drunk!

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afatmonkey 0

I take it you've never seen Rosie O'Donald? She is a big woman. She could do some damage to anyone. At least, I think she's a woman. Now that I think about it, she probably isn't.

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crisco_jockey 0

the only things rosie o'donnel could do damage to are a buffet table and a diatritan's confidence.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Not true, #110. If she falls on someone, all that weight can do a lot of damage. XD

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afatmonkey 0

And you can't shoot her. 49 inches of body fat works better than Kevlar.

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angrynegro7 16

Rosie O'Donald wears underwear with dickholes in 'em!

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KurouTenshi 0

it's safe to assume you aren't a master of the drunken fist style... it's okay :) I'm still working on drunken swordsman <.<

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majones 0

I'm a master of drunken flamethrower.

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demoon_fml 7

I am the master of drunken bow and arrow. I fire a few into a crowd and I never miss!

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MadaZer0 8

I am the master of orgasms~ Everyone female I touch will instantly squirt from their cooch'. Magic fingers~ 

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Thunderbender 2

That sucks :(. Well I guess its a good thing you'll never touch a female then :)

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lovelyred 0

You must be proud. (:

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Menick47 0

Dude! I think I saw that! You were sooo owned! Hey mabey next time you guys could fight sober to see who would win.

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CallMeHush 0

The chick would still kick his asssssd.

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Sarah803 0

YDI! 1) never fight a girl we kick ass whe we get pissed 2) don't party and expect there not to be pictures of it 3) people who get drunk only end up in trouble. Have fun being embarresed you jerk

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angrynegro7 16

Sorry, but this is just sad. There's no upside to this FML. Win, lose, or draw, you got drunk and picked a fight with a woman! Your mother must be so proud! :P

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Foxracingluver 0

I love a person named a name...(if ur out there u know who u r):)

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_great_ 0

I would like to see those haha. P.S u need a warning label.

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