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By "AfroCircusMan" - 10/11/2020 19:45 - Brazil

Today, the president of my country laughed at a man who commited suicide on social media, threatened to start a war against USA and defined as "sissies" the people who are in social isolation because of the COVID-19 health crisis. All in a single day. FML

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JasonThorn 20

Friday 13 November 2020 13:07

When your president starts to sound like ours, it's time for them to go. (And FML for realizing I have to say that...)

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