Love: Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2015 09:01 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

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By Kat - 08/11/2008 07:51 - France

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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Thursday 3 September 2015 16:41

He let out the Holy Ghost. You're blessed LOL.

Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 3 September 2015 17:07

How do you know it wasn't your wife?

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DreamingFumer 3

Thursday 3 September 2015 21:46

lol

assassin707 7

Thursday 3 September 2015 22:08

the priest tried his best it seems... ?

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 4 September 2015 5:51

Tried his best to get away with it?

americanafrican 32

Thursday 3 September 2015 22:19

who cares? he had to go he had to go. just next time if people are gonna blame you, at least make it worth it

pjsr 32

Thursday 3 September 2015 22:20

I think you only posted this to try to bolster your denial of the truth

Scorpio01 16

Thursday 3 September 2015 23:52

So was it you? Wasn't it? Poor you haha....

Le_ponderer 14

Friday 4 September 2015 0:59

How awful that whoever dealt it could not confess to being responsible for it. What matters though is that you still got to marry the woman you love.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 4 September 2015 3:48

How do you know it was the priest?

RecklessNapkin 16

Friday 4 September 2015 5:03

I didn't mean to choose YDI whooops

lostinareverie 21

Friday 4 September 2015 8:36

What a blissful wedding day memory that will make!

Xion0014 20

Friday 4 September 2015 14:08

He who smelt it, dealt it... XD

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