Intimacy: Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good...

By Sexy Rash - 21/02/2014 23:26 - Australia - Wallgrove

Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 13:00 - United States

Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML

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By IsThisRealLife - 01/02/2016 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML

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By callie - 18/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

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By git recked lul - 01/12/2023 06:00 - United States - Allen Park

Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML

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By kaylajere - 26/05/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 10:58

Today, something flew up the back of my shorts while I was at work. I now have itchy hot welts the size of my palm coating the back and inside of both my upper thighs. FML

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By maddie94 - 27/04/2009 09:14 - Australia

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2023 18:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, trying to exercise and be more healthy, I went for a walk but I developed a friction thigh rash. The rash is so bad I will likely not be able to get on another walk for days. FML

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By Rissa Warrington - 09/03/2012 08:30 - Canada

Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML

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By XavierLing - 23/07/2019 06:00

Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML

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Saturday 22 February 2014 5:20

Dont make any rash decisions now op. just explain what was going on. No need to scratch the surface of a possibly good friendship you two might have.

Agtthepw 21

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:24

The relief smile probably contributed to the awkwardness. What happen then? Did your roommate just leave the room with a sorry-that-I-disturbed-you face?

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lolwhatthehellz 15

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:32

You guys just achieved a milestone in your relationship. EMBRACE THE AWKWARD BONDING

yerawizardlizzy 27

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:35

Time for some hydrocortisone!

olpally 32

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:37

If she asked to help you, then I'd be concerned. Other than that, shit happens. No worries op. Haha.

golferman72 16

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:38

This reminds me of the hangnail FML. And how he got rid of his "hangnail"

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 22 February 2014 9:20

or the guy picking his bellybutton lint

LennyComa 39

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:45

Stick to the Rash story, because your Room mate will inevitably tell as many people who know you as possible about this. I repeat stick to the rash story

Smoothiemuch 8

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:46

LMAO! Just like I did when I was rubbing my stomach under the sheet and my aunt misunderstood it. It sucks though.

lifeof_toad 19

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:52

I want to know what your roommate was thinking.

sonictardis 8

Saturday 22 February 2014 19:57

It really doesn't need explaining, if it does, you're probably too young for the internet.

emeraldmaz 9

Saturday 22 February 2014 6:06

Do Australians not use the term "flatmates," now?

idioticmess 15

Saturday 22 February 2014 6:08

ahh and the awkward moment trying to explain what you were really doing.

WeskersSexslave 15

Saturday 22 February 2014 8:22

I remember scratching my pubes while I was about to sleep when my mother came in with my dog.. I was just thinking 'i hope she didn't think I was doing anything weird'