Superfreak

By callie - 18/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML
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BShady96 0

well it does count as selfpleasuring...

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missfml1105 0

ok but if it was your outer thigh she should have realized that your handwasnt in your crotch...

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BShady96 0

well it does count as selfpleasuring...

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Jacobt24 19

At least she wasnt holding an electric toothbrush

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rawrlily 0

38- girl Well, that situation bites. I can't think of anything that would suck more.

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humorizer 14

@38: You can have a future career as a pokemon professor. You'll probably also forget your grandson's name. Hint: HIs name is Dicks.

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hahafylop 4

39 I do not appreciate your double pun.

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austinkiser 3

op thats where u show ur bites to her unless u have nothing to show

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blackberry90210 0

she probably found it awkward talking to you with an erection.

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kellanlvr 1

I kept reading "so I had my mom stick her hand down my pants" but after like the 6th time I read it right >.

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Jacobt24 19

63 - OP is a girl. The username says "callie."

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EvilPotato 14

38 oh ya double pun, get down people, get down!!

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aavatar10 0

Should have told her you were masterbating, thus enabling an awkward, yet, sarcastic moment.

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InvaderAmi 4

ROFL. That woulda been so awkward... xD

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YurTriniFantasy 1

ummm take off the pants and switch to shorts? sorry OP i know how you feel *scratches leg*

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ImaWiseGuy 5

tell her you have crabs and it's far to itchy to **********, perhaps that's more believable then mosquito bitten thighs.....

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Laughing_Cow 0

wear short shorts

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wikkedphuka 0

yes crabs excuse always works! *looks around* not that iv used it.... juz sayin??? lol

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EvilPotato 14

you may as well take your shirt off too then.

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CrazyEminemFan 2

i honestly love your picture

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CaramelRainbows 2

You should walk in on your mom masturbating and insist that she was using your toothbrush.

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Iamnotmyself 17

Screw the toothbrush, bring a camera! Perfect blackmail and then she never has to speak about this to long distance family!

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missfml1105 0

ok but if it was your outer thigh she should have realized that your handwasnt in your crotch...

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IscoreOnU 19

I believe it would be extremely hard to do in jeans. She's dumb.

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betty66 3

ha ha yeah, since when is your ****** on your outer thigh?

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mcxhunni 0

thats what im thinking!

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KRS_13 0

Maybe her mom just glanced at her and thought that.... Or she has her ****** on her outer thigh...

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jackiemoonthepro 5

tell her you were rubbing your bites from last night

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somewizdom 15

The moans of pleasure you were making made it hard to believe you.

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OhzTP 7

it's also awkward when you have the bottle of lotion beside you

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techweed 12

Tell her: if I want to ********** I will wether you like it or not, bitch

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