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By ===== - 14/01/2014 17:59 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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Pooptown

By L…… - 01/06/2011 20:40

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML

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By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By unicornlovet - 14/08/2019 18:00

Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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WCARlover 34

Tuesday 14 January 2014 20:41

If you don't have the common sense not to flush a condom, you should not be having sex and running the risk of reproducing

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 14 January 2014 20:40

pity whoever has to clean that up. who told you it was a good idea to flush condoms?

Comments

kittykat31 1

Tuesday 14 January 2014 21:10

garbage is always best

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 14 January 2014 21:13

You're an idiot for flushing the condoms. YDI.

EmmaMK 35

Tuesday 14 January 2014 21:15

I hope they calm down and talk to you soon. You are trying to be responsible. Do your actions not fit in with your religion or do they wish you were seeing someone else?

safaeita 32

Tuesday 14 January 2014 21:19

I think his actions do not fit his religion , it is so prohibited to have sex outside of wedlock in the islamic religion , but so is having a girlfriend , because it is believed that things could lead to another and you end up having sex if you're in a relationship

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Tuesday 14 January 2014 21:25

yah, all Pakistanis are religious / muslim. Totally.

Ihavegas 22

Tuesday 14 January 2014 21:35

I was thinking on similar lines. one Pakistan does have a Hindu Sikh Christian and pagan communities. two more to what I was going to say, which Pakistani or southeast asian parent would allow boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship? have you not heard of the chappal? it is a weapon capable of devastating injuries thrown by asian parents. you westerners know it as the sandal. I declare this fml to be bogus.

junkman6 22

Tuesday 14 January 2014 21:35

Religious or not kids having sex is usually not an OK thing. I'm not condemn it either way but IMO you should at least be providing for yourself before you start laying the lumber to a woman and possibly getting her pregnant.

Ihavegas 22

Tuesday 14 January 2014 22:19

what did I say wrong??

askingandy 23

Tuesday 14 January 2014 22:24

"Using condoms like a dumbass" is not synonymous with "trying to be responsible".

limabeans101029 20

Tuesday 14 January 2014 22:39

56, but often people don't start providing for themselves until they're about 20. Do you think it's wrong for 18 year olds to have sex?

junkman6 22

Tuesday 14 January 2014 23:33

@#82 like I said, if you aren't supporting yourself you should wait. I know that's not a popular view but what's so wrong with keeping it in your pants for a few extra years?