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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 12:00

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By Sam - 28/11/2008 08:50 - France

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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By JessP - 26/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents house instead. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 20:00

Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML

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By anon - 09/09/2013 15:15 - United States - Mantua

Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. - Mom and Dad." FML

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Saturday 21 January 2012 6:07

OMG I would be like "I Guess mom isn't that impressed with u..."

djskidd 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:04

That sucks. Enjoy the vibrator though!

Comments

EduJav321 24

Saturday 21 January 2012 15:02

Well... It always comes in brown box with only the name of the place (sometimes)... Just say it was some sexy underwear or something

IloveSatan 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 15:22

Well wouldn't it come in a box and not say what it was until he opened it?

cysanleigh 13

Saturday 21 January 2012 15:52

Any personal sex toy I've ever ordered online came in a box stating that the parcel was CD's or another common interest. If your old enough to be using a credit card or your PayPal account then your also old enough to demand a bit of privacy without your father knowing every purchase or order you make!