By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

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Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
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Cat_Daniels 6

OMG I would be like "I Guess mom isn't that impressed with u..."

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Fmlsea 28

U would of been better going to the store to buy it urself

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every1luvsboners 11

Your sense of deductive reasoning is amazing. You're a gifted lady, I don't care what anyone says. (and they say a lot) Good day.

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Pelreskovich 11

So what, the box had a big vibrator logo on it, no, most likely it was inside a shipping box do your dad answering the door is irrelevant. Ugh.. Just play with yourself why they sleep..

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lilpowers 3

And i'll bet that was a fun discussion with daddykins.

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asherm 15

He wanted to see what the buzz was all about ;P

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linkinpark98 23

I see what you did there.....!

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itsvanessa1 0

haha its safe tho.at least ur not gona go out and do it rite?

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1happymummy 14

Dont they arrive in plain boxes? Unless he opened your mail he shouldnt have been able to tell what was inside

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ohheyitslauren 0

Unless it's being delivered in a box with "VIBRATORS R US" slapped on the side, I really don't see the problem. Any place that sells things of that nature probably knows enough to have discrete packaging...

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wittygirl 8

Where did you order it from? When I got my vibrator it was in a plain box. No one knew what it was so why are you bring a drama llama unless he decided too pen YOUR mail then it's a federal offense. I day report his uptight ass!

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cetlawizard 15

op are you even old enough to order 18+ year old adult oriented items, and if so...why still living with parents? Maybe you should worry about getting your own place before worrying about your self pleasure issues? Just saying....own place=not being embarrassed by daddy answering the door for delivery of adult toys....if you're not an adult yet...you don't need those yet...YDI for being not smart enough to @ least get a P.O. Box

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Discombobulated9 12

Some people are too poor to move out instantly. Some people need to work for a while and save up. Some people generally aren't ready to move out of their family home at the age of 18. Sorry, I guess we're not all as perfect as you are, you self-righteous bastard.

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Voldy_fml 16

Why don't you go out and buy one? But maybe they don't sell them where you are. Where I live, they sell them in shops. But I would've loved to see his reaction! xD

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