Kids: Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered...

By anonymous - 21/06/2010 12:21 - France

Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML

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tinybear93 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:08

what exactly is that?

SpotXSpot 5

Monday 21 June 2010 20:07

CAST IT INTO THE PITS OF HELL WHERE IT BELONGS ie burn it in the yard or somewhere convenient.

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duma191 21

Saturday 12 October 2013 0:36

let him see you using it as a per funnel.

SailorSolaris 43

Wednesday 1 April 2015 2:55

Just let me ask the dumb question, what is a vuvuzela?

packrat 26

Wednesday 10 February 2016 4:02

Really, really hope it disappeared mysteriously...

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