By Kilimanjaro - 03/04/2012 04:41 - France

Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML
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randomkayx3 11

"Haha, that idiotic human thinks he can get rid of us. Bitch, please."

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vicky_reoow 1

either get a slingshot or a machine gun. maybe then you'll hit two birds with one stone :D

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rcgirl2 11

You may have won the battle pigeons, but you will not win the war.

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kmsdvm24 11

That's both impressive and horrible! Try hanging balled up tin foil off strings or owl-shaped ornaments; both worked for my family in our war against sea gulls.

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Pelreskovich 11

The angry birds have beat you once again, you filthy green pig you!

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lovebeecharmer 6

Feed them rice. They'll spontaneously explode.

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DocBastard 38

No it won't. I can't believe people actually believe this crap! You DO know that rice is a component of some bird feed, right? And that some migrating birds fill up on rice to fatten up for winter? This is just as much a myth as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and Perdix.

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KiddNYC1O 20

What the ****? Pigeons are constantly fed rice...

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texas_redneck88 10

Go get a slingshot or an air soft gun, that'll do the trick

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iamnotastatistic 1

Buy a paint ball gun

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ungawd 3

That reminds me of an episode of the big bang theory lol Sheldon is that u?

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