Transportation: Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket...

By Chris - 02/02/2010 05:40 - France

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

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By Sous_Chef - 11/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my roommate came in, slamming the front door. I guess he doesn't know that you can't throw hot water on frozen windows. He came up all pissed and called his insurance because he'd cracked the windshield. We have the same car, in the same exact color. Turns out he threw the water on mine. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML

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By sasha625 - 22/12/2018 14:00

Today, I was running late for work. My windshield had completely frozen over. I didn’t have anything to dissolve the ice..except some coffee I had made 30 minutes earlier. I decided to dump my coffee on my windshield. Instead of dissolving the ice, the creamer froze on entire windshield. FML

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By Crystal Crackles - 06/12/2018 05:00

Today, I used my rear windsheild wiper and it shattered a large hole in the glass where the rotating part is. No one can repair the window until tomorrow afternoon. It's snowing. FML

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By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By KMilly - 01/05/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

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kingbig 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:33

haha idiot.

ALQ_fml 13

Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:45

#8 - It's the sudden temperature change that caused the cracks, not the heat. Glass is made in extremely hot temperatures, so withstanding any heat that the OP could have caused is not an issue. OP, when you suddenly and drastically change the temperature of the glass, cracking is inevitable. This is why it's also a good idea to rinse glasses with hot water before putting boiling liquids in them.

Comments

ImLMFAOAtYou 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 7:25

#130 LMFAO!

Jamegod12 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 8:06

Americans are not considered a race and neither are Australians...c'mon now....really? Ethnicity is what race is based on...oh and yeah fyl...bad move with the hot water

TTSDA 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 8:39

dont use Windows use mac... windows freez a litle to much :P

overkill_78 4

Wednesday 3 February 2010 10:35

Wow that joke was lame. Besides, everyone knows real men use Linux.

toxicavenger89 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 9:14

If I was there I would've laughed. just sayin...

li_vikki 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 10:21

people who keep arguring about stupid or more stupid are the most stupid. well this is just my opinion:)

LilaBear 1

Wednesday 3 February 2010 13:48

I can't believe you can get to driving age, living in a place so cold your windows freeze up, and NOT KNOW that you should NEVER THROW HOT WATER on a frozen window!! I knew this by the time I was 14, and I live in a place that doesn't get below 45 deg F, even in the middle of the night in the middle of winter. What's more, I can't believe an FML-reader would do this, because there have been SEVERAL FML authors who have done the exact same thing.