Miscellaneous: Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door...

By Screamslikeagirl - 27/09/2016 19:17 - United States - Union City

Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 20:12 - Denmark

Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML

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By Kat - 12/02/2022 12:01 - New Zealand - Gisborne

Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML

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By BurnItOff - 19/04/2024 20:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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JuzReading 23

Sunday 16 October 2016 14:49

Wasp: stop hitting yourself *stings* *evil laughter*

Therid 22

Sunday 16 October 2016 13:04

The wasp probably wouldn't have stung you as much, if you didn't anger it with punching.

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ber4fun 23

Sunday 16 October 2016 16:20

It would have been much worse if it wasn't just around your eye but also in your eyeball through the eyelids, so that's one positive thing.

cats1234 15

Sunday 16 October 2016 16:27

Ugh that sounds like the worst! I had a similar thing happen to me, I was climbing a ladder and was pretty high up when a wasp fell into my shirt stung my boobs repeatedly, that was the fasted I ever ripped off my shirt lol!

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 16 October 2016 16:32

Wasps are nature's assholes.

jennlody 28

Sunday 16 October 2016 17:49

This happened to me last week but I think it was a bee. All I know for sure is it definitely didn't like being stuck between my face and my glasses. FYL and FML.

vegantreegirl 26

Sunday 16 October 2016 18:41

Ooooh ouch. I hate wasps. I can't imagine how painful that was. Sorry.

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 16 October 2016 19:06

I'm not sure punching yourself was a good way to deal with having a wasp on your face...

NoahK2003 16

Sunday 16 October 2016 19:26

Hopefully no one saw you in front of your house. That would be embarrassing because no one would see the bee. "Uh, honey, that weird new guy next door is punching himself in the eye again." "Don't stare, Harold, close the curtains."

AidanKozak 13

Sunday 16 October 2016 22:21

Thats pure michigan

guttedbrit 26

Monday 17 October 2016 0:14

People hardly understand why i'm so scared of those twats, but i've said it a million times before and..oh yes.. here i go again: wasps are ******* EVIL.

GhostFox 33

Monday 17 October 2016 7:00

I had four wasps- mud daubers, specifically- all sting me with the same square inch spot on my hand because I passed by their nest. It looked and felt a lot like having a heavy balloon for a hand. Wasps are dicks.