Miscellaneous: Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom...

By dammit - 10/08/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

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By yeetyeet - 06/01/2019 12:00

Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML

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Anxious

By DamnTornadoAlley - 30/08/2012 05:55 - United States - Wichita Falls

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

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Always check!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bayonne

Today, after eating some fire noodles the day before, I took a nice long poop in my school's bathroom, only to find out there was no toilet paper left in any of the stalls. FML

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By Crap - 30/07/2015 00:57 - United States - Seminole

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

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By YoshiSqu4d - 03/07/2019 14:01

Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML

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Mystery unwanted gift

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 07:59 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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Shocked

By tawan - 04/12/2009 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

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Where you been?

By watchmaker - 16/12/2009 09:37 - United Kingdom

Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

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Tuesday 10 August 2010 11:56

at least you get a two day vacation:)

Timmo_fml 2

Tuesday 10 August 2010 12:05

I'm gonna guess he took a dump at school so he didn't shit his pants.

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Sicarri 2

Tuesday 10 August 2010 12:26

Hahaha bad luck bro, next time learn to shit in a hurry lol

ajd1992 13

Tuesday 10 August 2010 12:39

You shit at school? You deserve to be suspended. Nobody ***** at school.

xJO_DIEx 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 12:40

Why the **** would you go to the school toilets? Are you retarded or something? And why dont u just say "Shit", instead of dump, ******* Geek.

Timmo_fml 2

Tuesday 10 August 2010 13:05

I think you're the ******* retarded one. ******** in a school toilet is much better than ******** in your own pants. Unless, like you, you like the feeling of shit dripping down your leg. Pipe down.

anorexicbarbie 8

Tuesday 10 August 2010 15:48

Look at him capitalizing the word "****", it's like he's a big macho man now.

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:58

Umadbro?

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bbycakesb 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 12:54

lmao sorry but this is just funny. enjoy your vacation :)

Metu 1

Tuesday 10 August 2010 13:04

You didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump? Try taking a dump on your teacher's desk.

Team_Los 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 13:04

wow I'd rather shit on myself then use my schools toilets

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 10 August 2010 13:10

Congrats. You just got burned alive b/c you couldn't force a finish, pinch it off, wash your hands quickly, and get out of there. YDI for being in school. YDI for taking dumps.