By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
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bringtheheat22 0

thats what you get for breaking the law.

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Tigg3r 3

Well, atleast it is better than the dude who cut himself with a spoon. And the people who read the FML who tried to cut themselves with spoons. I suppose I could understand that he had an itch and then went to pull a tag. I've jumped off of things and kneed myself in the face. OP FYL.

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bikeduster 0

next time I would suggest getting a pair of scissors, or just get your boyfriend, or a friend to do it so you can watch them hurt themselves.

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K_Smooth 2

Omigawd, I do stuff like that all the time! Sucks for you though, sorry!

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kevint9911 15

have I heard of something call siccors

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ericck 0

lol, what did u say when people asked what happened? cuz I don't think I punched myself is going to make u look good

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sean321 0

jeez, now we know what they mean when they say "do not rip off" on the tag

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michaelamari 0

Haha I totally just did that yesterday to myself! Except I hit my head.

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mikep911 1

That's why they tell you not to do that!

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iawan 5

U should be proud ur strong enough to break ur own nose

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