By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
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bringtheheat22 0

thats what you get for breaking the law.

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Tigg3r 3

Well, atleast it is better than the dude who cut himself with a spoon. And the people who read the FML who tried to cut themselves with spoons. I suppose I could understand that he had an itch and then went to pull a tag. I've jumped off of things and kneed myself in the face. OP FYL.

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toxic_sweetheart 0

are you blond by any chance, op??

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airpoft 0

I hate all of these stereotypical assholes, particularly on FML. I'm blonde and get straight A's. Although, being intelligent deficates my motivation, resulting in me being extremely lazy. You'll never find the perfect person. Assbag. /Rant Over

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lostfaithinpppl 19

If you have a coordination of a 2 year old then don't attempt to do stuff like that. YDI

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Richard_F 0

Boy don't you feel stupid 

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Lord_of_Metal 0

Don"t feel bad. I do stuff like that all the time.

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JohnnySitu 0

:P I was pulling off the cap of a pen once and since it was screwed on tight. I was pulling it so hard I punched myself in the eye.

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