Health: Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell... - FML

By Noname - 29/10/2008 10:09 - Slovenia

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By missy - 10/04/2009 08:17 - Italy

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By Chip - 21/04/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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TryToBeKind 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 2:58

that would piss me off

mk58 31

Saturday 21 April 2012 18:55

Oh wow, I don't believe I've ever come across such a fine specimen of stupidity.

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jess_138 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:34

the same thing happened to my friend!

lalosaa 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 17:46

hahah awwwwwwww!

katie_bby 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 0:24

fail.

lovetosoar28 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:20

Sucks...

love4all4 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:19

That sucks

Coca_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:26

That sucks

Lyrad 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 15:07

Ahhh. Sorry. That sucks!!

YungMarlon23 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:44

woooow, that's ****** up! I got my braces off in 07 after havin em for about 2 1/2 years... it would suck horrbily if something like that happened so soon afterwards!

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:35

Damn dude, FYL it sucks hardcore.

Sushay29 0

Friday 14 August 2009 14:32

omggg ! **** for real! dude that sucks! hope all is good..

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