By save me - 30/05/2014 22:33 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML
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schhichick 14

Sounds like a true monster in law!

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shadowdragon0820 20

I wonder what atrocities she has done to make you think like that.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Faster and easier for you to give her a non-faked death.

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Cely988 29

Yeah and risk going to jail. Great solution!

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Queensland 27

Maybe buy her a lifetime supply of Snickers. Or maybe a more suitable option would be the opposite of Snickers.

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Godsofdracos 15

A Twix? A Reeses? Butterfinger? What the hell is opposite a snickers?

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Jerakl 21

Well I'm going to guess Queens means something along the lines of despair. Snickers = laughter so the opposite would be despair? I don't know if that made sense.

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JJ_V3N0M 19

Man I'm praying for you OP. Hope everything works out. And don't do it. Faking your death Is going to put your whole family in grief. It's not worth it. You'll be hurting more people than you know.

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False_Stupidity 41

Actually he said fake his entire family's death, so they would all have to be in on it except the monster in law of course.

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JJ_V3N0M 19

Oh you're right. My bad I read it wrong:/

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WCARlover 34

This right here is exactly why I'm single. Yes...definitely this reason. And only this reason........*cries*

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PrincessCastiel 27

You should get advice from Jack Bauer; he's a pro at faking his own death :)

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Karansora 5

You won't probably need to fake it.

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JustStella 28

Have you got something planned? o.O

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NicH1799 20

Tell her she's not your real mom and run out. That'll work.

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