Intimacy: Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like,...

By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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Same thing different taste

By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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To the end

By Anonymous - 27/11/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By lalala - 22/12/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

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Spoiled

By RIP - 30/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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Crime is not a crime

By Chad - 30/08/2024 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I invited a guy over for some quick fun. I had the TV on for some background noise. I couldn't see the TV the way I was facing but he could. I didn't realize until he left that I had a true crime series on the whole time. What bothers me the most is that he definitely wasn't turned off by it. FML

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Saturday 7 April 2012 16:17

Must have been a pretty damn good show, .______.

jerseyboy732 16

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:22

this is when you start putting on a show ;)

Comments

starwind3438 9

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:22

Speaking of shows, he's not that in to you.

BaconBoy75 2

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:41

YDI for the most idiotic run on sentence I've read in months. WTF.

lianneg 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:42

That's mean..unless it was glee

kkjkidonthate 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:13

No. Glee sucks.

lianneg 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 19:26

Stfu

coffee_man900 16

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:05

You forgot, "or hockey game." Both my Daughters were conceived during intermission of a Toronto Maple Leaf game on TV. Amazing what you can create in 20 minutes. :)

ultra_notorious 26

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:06

wow, what a tool. pussy is always priority #1 for me.

missanderson813 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:07

I understand where he is coming from. I will not turn off the TV just to have sex if Bad Girls Club is on. except women are very good at multi tasking and men...not so much.