By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

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Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
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Haiana04 3

Must have been a pretty damn good show, .______.

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jerseyboy732 16

this is when you start putting on a show ;)

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kmt12890 5

According to studies, couples who have a TV in their bedroom have less satisfying sex lives... With each other.

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RifleChick 0

Talk about revenge right there. That means he went from you to someone at least 20-30 years older... That's pathetic for him. Sorry. At least you can gloat to your future husband someday and laugh about it.

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olpally 32

Read the damn fml again!!! Wtf are you talking about???

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kriz_allizwell 6

you can have your sexy timer after his show? what is sex, a limited time offer?

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FlashBurn 13

Well looks like you lied to us. You two weren't about to have sex! What's the big deal about sex anyway? There's always plenty of times and places you can have it. Missing one time isn't that bad.

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FukUrDreamz 0

YDI..op...u want all the ****** attention huh? jk..but who cares if the tv is on...I bet u still banged him

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RensM 22

That is what you deserve for telling him to turn off the TV. Should have just started and see what he focuses on you or the show. Telling is just bossy and offputting

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