Intimacy: Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like,...

By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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Same thing different taste

By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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To the end

By Anonymous - 27/11/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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You deserved it 15 281

By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By lalala - 22/12/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

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Spoiled

By RIP - 30/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML

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You deserved it 911

Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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You deserved it 6 052

Crime is not a crime

By Chad - 30/08/2024 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I invited a guy over for some quick fun. I had the TV on for some background noise. I couldn't see the TV the way I was facing but he could. I didn't realize until he left that I had a true crime series on the whole time. What bothers me the most is that he definitely wasn't turned off by it. FML

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You deserved it 402

Haiana04 3

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:17

Must have been a pretty damn good show, .______.

jerseyboy732 16

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:22

this is when you start putting on a show ;)

Comments

Matty1188 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 9:16

The guy you like? If you were going to have sex with him, shouldn't he at least be your boyfriend?

Judy69 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 19:44

Well we both have feelings for each other. Ask him about that cause I have no answer for your question as to why he's not my bf -.-

wdd2 5

Sunday 8 April 2012 11:56

Must have been sex and the city.

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Sunday 8 April 2012 12:37

I noticed ur username says 69 is that how things were gettibg heated? if it is, well, I dont think the tv was being much of a problem in the first place

Judy69 0

Monday 9 April 2012 16:13

Noooooo !

Trisha_aus 15

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:39

Were you watching Breaking Bad OP ??

Judy69 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:45

No, JOKOY

Fmylife107 5

Monday 9 April 2012 2:04

It's not like he was going to watch the show anyway...

thefiske 0

Monday 9 April 2012 2:27

A common response lol

tylerh425 0

Monday 9 April 2012 6:23

just go ahead and steal from blink 182...

williamcarter93 13

Tuesday 10 April 2012 2:32

Oh dear. Why does everyone think that men should drop everything and ****? Holy testicles, there are actually some men in this world for whom their life does not revolve around the erotic arts.